1 00:00:48,012 --> 00:00:51,072 - Hello? 2 00:00:57,755 --> 00:01:00,849 That leak we had has been fixed. 3 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:04,758 So now that we've dealt with the situation, we can keep moving forward, right? 4 00:01:06,964 --> 00:01:08,864 Yes, of course. 5 00:01:08,966 --> 00:01:10,991 I thought so. 6 00:01:12,536 --> 00:01:15,437 What was that about? 7 00:01:15,539 --> 00:01:18,030 Nothing. 8 00:01:18,142 --> 00:01:20,042 Go back to sleep. 9 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,808 You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety. 10 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:32,047 What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us? 11 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:34,147 Yes, but you don't know them the way I do. 12 00:01:34,258 --> 00:01:37,455 If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you. 13 00:01:37,561 --> 00:01:39,461 And God help you if that happens. 14 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:42,293 That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug. 15 00:01:42,399 --> 00:01:44,560 No, no. 16 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:47,899 I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now. 17 00:01:48,005 --> 00:01:51,736 Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack? 18 00:01:57,081 --> 00:01:59,481 No, just juice boxes. 19 00:02:01,418 --> 00:02:04,046 You gotta be kiddin me. 20 00:02:04,154 --> 00:02:06,281 All right. Okay. 21 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:12,158 And now lets give a great big Gold Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh... 22 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:16,255 Goldie the Safety Eagle! 23 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:22,164 - I say, there's an eagle in the house. 24 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:25,400 I say, there's an eagle- 25 00:02:25,509 --> 00:02:27,773 Pa-cow, pa-cow. 26 00:02:30,647 --> 00:02:34,174 So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle? 27 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:38,846 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators. 28 00:02:38,956 --> 00:02:42,517 Me! 29 00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:45,288 Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents. 30 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:47,330 Although, if your daddy got no job... 31 00:02:47,431 --> 00:02:50,298 and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call. 32 00:02:50,401 --> 00:02:52,596 - Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun - 33 00:02:52,703 --> 00:02:55,399 That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad? 34 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:57,531 ...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed. 35 00:03:00,144 --> 00:03:02,271 If the Safety Eagle were to plug that in... 36 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:04,279 he would get a nasty shock. 37 00:03:04,381 --> 00:03:07,612 Plug it in! Plug it in! 38 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:10,118 Damn demon kids. 39 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:13,280 Space heaters keep us warm in the winter... 40 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,984 but they, too, can be very dangerous if- 41 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,665 What- 42 00:03:25,769 --> 00:03:28,294 - Oh! 43 00:03:28,405 --> 00:03:31,431 Oh. Oh. Whoo! 44 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:35,236 Oh! 45 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,955 Couldn't you have at least taken off that chicken suit? 46 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:51,323 First of all, its an eagle suit. 47 00:03:51,428 --> 00:03:54,261 And unfortunately, I had no choice. The zipper melted. 48 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:57,458 - What's wrong with you anyway? - Ryan and the guys saw you. 49 00:03:57,568 --> 00:03:59,502 - So? - So its embarrassing. 50 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:03,596 Ryan's dad sells shrimp out the trunk of his car. 51 00:04:03,707 --> 00:04:05,800 He's the one that should be embarrassed. 52 00:04:05,909 --> 00:04:08,673 - Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken. - Eagle. 53 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:10,804 I'm an eagle. 54 00:04:10,914 --> 00:04:14,975 An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect. 55 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:22,719 So those stories you used to tell me- The things you did, all those guys you put in jail- 56 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:25,920 - You gave it up for this? - No. 57 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:29,863 I gave it up for her. 58 00:04:37,441 --> 00:04:39,841 Hi, honey. Hi, baby! 59 00:04:39,943 --> 00:04:43,174 What happened to my little birdie? 60 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,771 - Eagle too proud to talk about it. 61 00:04:45,883 --> 00:04:48,317 Well, come on inside and let me take a look. 62 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,409 - Hey, baby. - Hi, honey. 63 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:52,716 - What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot. 64 00:04:52,823 --> 00:04:56,486 The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche. 65 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:59,562 - Malcolm, with what he's offering... 66 00:04:59,663 --> 00:05:03,827 we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan. 67 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:07,927 Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing. 68 00:05:08,038 --> 00:05:10,529 But I am not drivin no minivan. 69 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:14,407 - Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk. 70 00:05:14,511 --> 00:05:18,413 Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby... 71 00:05:18,515 --> 00:05:21,006 and how it was gonna change things? 72 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:23,018 You promised me you were up for this. 73 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,020 Yeah, baby, but to be fair... 74 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:27,420 you were naked when most of those promises were made. 75 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:31,358 - Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay? 76 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:41,900 She wants a minivan. 77 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:45,168 Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it. 78 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:49,769 Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans. 79 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,848 This is my stuff? 80 00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:58,443 Kick me out of my office? Hell, no. Crawford. 81 00:05:58,555 --> 00:06:01,888 It was my call. Field agents have priority over P.R. 82 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,426 - You gotta be kidding me, Crawford. - Malcolm. Malcolm! 83 00:06:04,528 --> 00:06:07,224 Last night Doug Hudson was killed in the line. 84 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,801 Yeah. 85 00:06:20,477 --> 00:06:23,878 - I want in. - I'm sure you do, but you're not a field agent anymore. 86 00:06:23,981 --> 00:06:26,472 Reinstate me. You know what the man meant to me. 87 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:30,110 He was my first partner. Hudson taught me everything I know about this job. 88 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,484 I know that. You think I don't know that? 89 00:06:32,589 --> 00:06:34,921 But the Orange County office has jurisdiction. 90 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:36,925 They already have their best people on it. 91 00:06:37,027 --> 00:06:39,757 You know full well the best people for this is me. 92 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:43,799 Not anymore. The fact is, we don't need you, Malcolm. 93 00:06:49,573 --> 00:06:52,133 - Look. 94 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:55,609 You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one. 95 00:06:55,712 --> 00:06:59,409 Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you- 96 00:06:59,516 --> 00:07:01,677 Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday? 97 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:05,243 Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn. 98 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:07,448 The flames weren't that big. 99 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,718 Uh-huh. 100 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:13,091 Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight. 101 00:07:13,196 --> 00:07:15,426 I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order. 102 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:17,659 - I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you. 103 00:07:19,303 --> 00:07:21,601 Lets get started, people. 104 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,990 Hey, Erskine, Crawford wants you in there. 105 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:43,389 - Really? - Yeah, really. 106 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:09,080 The United States government operates the most sophisticated... 107 00:08:09,186 --> 00:08:11,518 intelligence-gathering operations in the world. 108 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,680 A few months ago, we received anonymous intel... 109 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,054 that someone was designing a worm- 110 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,559 a backdoor hack into that system. 111 00:08:18,662 --> 00:08:21,187 So, terrorists, North Korea- 112 00:08:21,298 --> 00:08:23,232 whoever gets their hands on this will know everything we know? 113 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:26,461 N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D. 114 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,539 All their databases will be an open book. 115 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,107 Military intelligence, launch codes. 116 00:08:32,209 --> 00:08:34,643 They'll have access to everything we've got. 117 00:08:34,745 --> 00:08:37,578 Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller. 118 00:08:37,681 --> 00:08:41,811 As you can see, he spent a stint in the army, military intelligence. 119 00:08:41,918 --> 00:08:46,981 He's now head of development of software at a company called National Agenda Software. 120 00:08:48,892 --> 00:08:53,625 Agent Doug Hudson was working undercover on Fullers technical team. 121 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:56,164 I guess he got too close. 122 00:08:57,401 --> 00:08:59,767 Now, we've I.D.'d the 10 most likely buyers... 123 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:01,963 and we have em under full surveillance. 124 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:09,135 into Fullers house as a nanny. 125 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,980 and well give 'em all the bodies they need. 126 00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:19,112 - Now lets get to work. - A nanny? 127 00:09:33,937 --> 00:09:37,270 Honey, look what I picked out for the baby today. Isn't he cute? 128 00:09:40,444 --> 00:09:43,277 Wh-Why are you packing, Malcolm? 129 00:09:44,848 --> 00:09:47,316 Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh- 130 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:50,284 Guess what? - Huh? 131 00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:54,380 Um, There's this - this convention. A safety convention. 132 00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:58,791 Seasoned professionals sharing ideas. You know, a think tank. 133 00:09:58,895 --> 00:10:02,831 A think tank? Really? Well, who's going? 134 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:05,800 - Uh, McGruff the Crime Dog... - Uh-huh. 135 00:10:05,902 --> 00:10:08,132 uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there. 136 00:10:08,238 --> 00:10:10,331 - Wow. - Baby, all the heavy hitters. 137 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,534 Now that I think about it, like, they all comin out. 138 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:18,478 So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great! 139 00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:21,380 Well, its not like we sharing a room or anything like that. 140 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:25,080 - I don't get down like that. - No, baby, I didn't mean it like that. 141 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:28,180 I just - I meant that I'm really proud of you. 142 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:31,089 And I know you're working really hard to make this new job work. 143 00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:34,186 And I know that you're doing it for me... 144 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:38,028 - and for Trent and for the baby. 145 00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:42,696 And for all the babies to come. 146 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:45,934 Malcolm, I love you. 147 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:50,035 - All the babies to come? - Yeah. Mm- hmm. 148 00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:52,410 - You wanna give me a number? - Mm-hmm. 149 00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:36,287 You understand you need to get this job, right? 150 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:41,428 All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles... 151 00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:44,261 but with this résumé, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. 152 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,767 - Piece of cake. - Okay, go. 153 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:51,797 - Go get em. 154 00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:54,900 She is an excellent agent. Very professional. 155 00:11:55,011 --> 00:11:57,241 Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here. 156 00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:00,839 - I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi. 157 00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:03,681 They're here. Can I talk to you for a second? 158 00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:06,255 I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise. 159 00:12:06,356 --> 00:12:08,586 What? I don't know what you mean. 160 00:12:08,692 --> 00:12:10,660 Look, I know that I am particular. 161 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,160 But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible. 162 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,163 Probably not about everything, but I think that... 163 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:18,496 there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably. 164 00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,331 Lets just jump right into the interviews. 165 00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:25,101 - Great. Whatever you want. 166 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:27,540 I have three amazing candidates. 167 00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:30,704 Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. 168 00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:33,715 Mrs. Fuller, this is- 169 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:37,051 Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. 170 00:12:37,153 --> 00:12:39,383 Big Mommas in the house. 171 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,480 Ooh, hello. 172 00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:44,185 Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... 173 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,854 but there was an incident on the bus. 174 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:50,592 - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... 175 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,032 who wont playing the flute no time soon. 176 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:56,628 Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. 177 00:12:56,740 --> 00:13:01,541 Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh. 178 00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:08,750 Who the hell is that? 179 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,752 Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. 180 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:14,483 Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. 181 00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:18,823 But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. 182 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,261 Miss... Big Momma? 183 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:27,200 Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- 184 00:13:27,303 --> 00:13:31,171 - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. 185 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,606 Now, that's good equal opportunity. 186 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:37,942 You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. 187 00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:41,245 Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? 188 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:43,444 - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. 189 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:47,649 First, we have Petra. 190 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:50,555 - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. 191 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,220 - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... 192 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:56,560 for one of Orange County's most respected families. 193 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,600 Unfortunately, they divorced. 194 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:01,603 Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. 195 00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:04,799 So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? 196 00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:07,206 Excuse me? 197 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,939 Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. 198 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:13,777 Butterball naked. Hmm? 199 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:15,783 Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- 200 00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:19,048 No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. 201 00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:21,419 All right? It's okay. 202 00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:24,493 I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... 203 00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:26,619 by a pair of perky Ds. 204 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,494 Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? 205 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:32,864 Oh. 206 00:14:32,969 --> 00:14:35,267 Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? 207 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:39,899 Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. 208 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:44,605 Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. 209 00:14:44,714 --> 00:14:47,274 Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. 210 00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:51,251 Wow. That explains it. 211 00:14:51,354 --> 00:14:54,983 You-You chasing the dragon? 212 00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:57,685 - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? 213 00:14:57,794 --> 00:15:00,092 Child smoking the cheeba? 214 00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:03,927 I got two words: roach clip. 215 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,365 So you don't burn your fingers. 216 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:09,438 - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go. 217 00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:18,843 Who is this woman? 218 00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:24,181 Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance. 219 00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:26,187 Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you. 220 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:29,486 Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free? 221 00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:31,651 Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. 222 00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:33,729 She has impeccable references. 223 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,730 She even studied child psychology. 224 00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:38,699 Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh. 225 00:15:38,802 --> 00:15:41,498 Well, children are my passion. 226 00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:44,971 - Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say... 227 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,133 that you're a follower of Bouché? 228 00:15:47,243 --> 00:15:50,576 Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory? 229 00:15:51,948 --> 00:15:54,815 Um, Kreiter. 230 00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:58,752 - Definitely Kreiter. - Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher. 231 00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:03,224 And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock, but he don't know nothin' about children. 232 00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,419 So what else are you lyin' about? 233 00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:07,519 What? 234 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:11,157 Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways... 235 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:14,532 but I'm sure you don't want a nanny who's packin'.. 236 00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:16,571 Packing? 237 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,666 Oh, tell me this is not happening. 238 00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:24,338 - Should we discuss compensation? 239 00:16:26,015 --> 00:16:28,677 Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. 240 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:33,620 I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? 241 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,020 Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? 242 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,093 Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. 243 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,094 And so comfortable. 244 00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:43,427 Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. 245 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,161 I own my own marketing business... 246 00:16:46,269 --> 00:16:49,761 and my husband, Tom, is in software. 247 00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:57,408 - Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. 248 00:16:57,513 --> 00:17:00,744 Ooh. Excuse me. 249 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,910 Uh, maybe I'll just stand. 250 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:07,717 So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. 251 00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:09,815 Yeah, well. 252 00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:12,793 - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. 253 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:16,093 - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... 254 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,827 so pretty much all the time. 255 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,665 Oh. Well... 256 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:26,140 - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. 257 00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:30,576 Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. 258 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,739 - No. 259 00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:35,818 That's funny. I will warn you though... 260 00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:37,853 their schedules are pretty hectic... 261 00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:41,549 so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight. 262 00:17:48,064 --> 00:17:50,692 Damn. How many kids you got? 263 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,201 I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. 264 00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:57,364 But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. 265 00:17:57,473 --> 00:18:01,068 Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... 266 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:03,645 music are yellow, um... 267 00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:06,840 tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. 268 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:11,512 Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? 269 00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:13,521 You're funny. 270 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:16,956 Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... 271 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,960 but, you know, the world is changing. 272 00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:22,054 And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. 273 00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:25,225 - Oh, rats! 274 00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,862 Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. 275 00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:32,066 - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. 276 00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,075 He hasn't really been himself lately. 277 00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,202 We had this other dog named Carla. 278 00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:38,576 - She was Ponchos girlfriend. 279 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:44,051 And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. 280 00:18:44,153 --> 00:18:47,281 - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. 281 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:50,917 - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. 282 00:18:51,027 --> 00:18:55,225 Anyway, lets go meet the children. 283 00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:57,822 First, we have Andrew. He's three. 284 00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:03,231 Oh, my goodness. 285 00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:06,137 I know. He does that all day long. 286 00:19:06,242 --> 00:19:09,575 And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. 287 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,738 Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. 288 00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:15,682 You cant be throwing yourself around like that. 289 00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:18,447 Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. 290 00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:20,784 We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... 291 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:22,858 that hell talk when he's ready. 292 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,393 So until then- 293 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:27,588 Well, I hope he's wearing a cup. 294 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:32,859 Boy just- 295 00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:40,568 This is Carrie. She's our little cheerleader. 296 00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:45,274 Hey, Carrie, I wanna introduce you to someone. 297 00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,781 This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. 298 00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:49,784 Hi. Mommy... 299 00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:51,786 can you please help me with my routine? 300 00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,822 Why, babe? You're doing great. 301 00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:05,556 Id get everything pointy out of the room. 302 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:10,735 is going through a bit of a phase. 303 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,970 Well, like this, for example. 304 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:17,239 She never used to lock her door. 305 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,439 - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. 306 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:23,110 A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... 307 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:26,620 including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... 308 00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,622 would not be our favorite. 309 00:20:31,894 --> 00:20:34,590 Damn. 310 00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:39,031 - Molly now prefers a- - A free- flow living environment. 311 00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:41,865 Well, at some point, this flow backed up. 312 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:45,839 This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Big Momma... 313 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:49,673 - this used to be Molly. - Molly, yes. 314 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,273 Did somethin die in here? 315 00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,181 Yeah, probably. Listen, Mom, I was studying. 316 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:03,816 - So if you guys could please go- - Anything to get rid of me. 317 00:21:03,926 --> 00:21:07,726 Mom, you always do this. I swear to God I was on my bed with my history book. 318 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,821 - I was studying. - Okay, okay. I'm gonna go. 319 00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:12,457 - Bye. - Okay. 320 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:17,266 You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. 321 00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:19,898 - I totally was. - No. 322 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:22,136 You were sitting at the computer. 323 00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:24,805 And your history book is over there... 324 00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:28,406 by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. 325 00:21:28,518 --> 00:21:32,352 Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town. 326 00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,018 Here we are. 327 00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:41,722 Ooh! 328 00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:46,495 This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton. 329 00:21:46,602 --> 00:21:49,264 Oh, I am so glad you like it. 330 00:21:49,372 --> 00:21:52,034 Okay, well, why don't you just settle in... 331 00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:55,076 - and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right. 332 00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:58,705 I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too. 333 00:21:58,814 --> 00:22:02,181 - Oh, he's gonna love me. - Let me know if you need anything. 334 00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:07,621 Yes! 335 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,457 Time to go to work. 336 00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,651 Copying files. 337 00:22:55,271 --> 00:22:58,240 - Hey, baby. 338 00:22:58,341 --> 00:23:00,935 I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix? 339 00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:04,137 Oh, Phoenix? The convention. 340 00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:08,445 Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm? 341 00:23:08,551 --> 00:23:11,213 Oh, no, no. We just, uh... 342 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,948 doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby. 343 00:23:14,056 --> 00:23:16,991 You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know. 344 00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:20,790 That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit. 345 00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:24,798 Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep. 346 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:28,802 Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you. 347 00:23:28,904 --> 00:23:32,032 Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy... 348 00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:34,609 - because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too. 349 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:36,678 - Bye. 350 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,811 Ugh. 351 00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:21,245 Oh. Where's everybody? 352 00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:25,160 - Oh. 353 00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,695 Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. 354 00:24:27,797 --> 00:24:31,198 You okay, Andrew? Whoo. 355 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:35,498 Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. 356 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,834 I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. 357 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,500 It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... 358 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,577 and I am so late. 359 00:24:43,946 --> 00:24:45,846 You leaving me alone with the kids? 360 00:24:45,948 --> 00:24:49,111 Mr. Fuller! Mi- 361 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:56,255 Big Momma, I think Andrew just ate a Brillo pad. 362 00:24:58,661 --> 00:25:02,256 Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage. 363 00:25:05,968 --> 00:25:09,802 - That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late. 364 00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:12,601 Why don't your daddy take you to school? 365 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:16,303 Daddy says he has an important job where important things happen... 366 00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:18,607 so he cant waste his time with our nonsense. 367 00:25:20,316 --> 00:25:22,716 Molly! We gotta go! 368 00:25:22,818 --> 00:25:25,446 But, Big Momma, Mommy didn't get me any breakfast. 369 00:25:25,554 --> 00:25:27,988 Breakfast? 370 00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:32,956 Okay, uh - Oh. Oh. 371 00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:37,625 Yeah. Yeah, there you go. 372 00:25:37,733 --> 00:25:40,099 Oh. 373 00:25:40,202 --> 00:25:44,104 All righty. Yes, indeedy. 374 00:25:44,206 --> 00:25:47,175 Right. Like that there. 375 00:25:49,512 --> 00:25:52,640 A hearty helping-All right? 376 00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:04,422 Oh. Looks like somebody got a note on the red peg. 377 00:26:04,527 --> 00:26:08,793 Ooh, notes on red pegs are really important. 378 00:26:08,898 --> 00:26:13,358 You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real? 379 00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:15,596 She wants me to do all this? 380 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:18,832 It is your job, Sheriff. 381 00:26:18,941 --> 00:26:22,399 Girl, you got a mean streak in you... 382 00:26:22,511 --> 00:26:24,877 and God don't like ugly. 383 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:27,608 Now get in the car and take your sister with you. 384 00:27:05,488 --> 00:27:07,922 Sorry about that, Poncho! 385 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:38,919 You sure these aren't yours? 386 00:27:39,021 --> 00:27:42,616 - How big do you think I am? I'm just playin'.. 387 00:27:42,725 --> 00:27:46,217 But how in the hell did these get under your bed? 388 00:27:46,328 --> 00:27:48,762 I don't know. I don't know. But Malcolm would never cheat on me. 389 00:27:48,864 --> 00:27:51,230 Especially not with- 390 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,597 This is like four yards of lace. 391 00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:56,262 Well, regardless, you cant just sit back and hope nothin' is going on. 392 00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:58,272 You gotta take action. 393 00:27:58,374 --> 00:28:00,399 For a hundred dollars, I know somebody that'll bug his phone. 394 00:28:00,509 --> 00:28:03,478 No. No, absolutely not. 395 00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:05,979 I would never bug Malcolm's phone. 396 00:28:06,081 --> 00:28:11,212 - I completely trust my husband. - Sherri, you are so naive. 397 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,720 You married an F.B.I. agent. 398 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:17,952 I bet on your wedding night, he drugged you and embedded a tracking device in your ass. 399 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,518 I don't have a tracking device. 400 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:27,068 Danielle, there's gotta be a perfectly logical explanation for these. 401 00:28:27,169 --> 00:28:29,160 A woman this big, wearing a thong? 402 00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:32,263 That cant be comfortable. 403 00:28:32,374 --> 00:28:34,274 Can it? 404 00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:37,140 Ooh. Uh-oh. Ooh. 405 00:28:37,246 --> 00:28:39,510 Big Momma got to be careful. 406 00:28:39,615 --> 00:28:44,018 I lose control of this thong, it could disappear for days. 407 00:28:46,555 --> 00:28:51,458 Hi there. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. 408 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,791 Everybody calls me Big Momma. 409 00:28:54,897 --> 00:28:58,993 You wanna say hello, Andrew? This here is Tom Fullers boy. 410 00:28:59,101 --> 00:29:02,798 Fine. This is a secure facility, and I- 411 00:29:02,905 --> 00:29:07,467 - Um- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ooh. Uh- 412 00:29:10,045 --> 00:29:13,879 Please, you don't know me like that. You better ask somebody. 413 00:29:13,983 --> 00:29:17,578 Let me set the baby down. I don't wanna get him upset. 414 00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:20,712 - Hold on. - I'm, uh, gonna have to wand you. 415 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:23,792 Wand me? Well, wand on. 416 00:29:26,462 --> 00:29:30,193 - Find what you're lookin' for? 417 00:29:30,299 --> 00:29:33,530 It-That-That's under wire. Yeah. 418 00:29:33,636 --> 00:29:36,537 Keepin' these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job. 419 00:29:36,639 --> 00:29:39,199 - You wanna see? I'll show you, yeah. - No, ma'am. 420 00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:41,708 - It's all right. You can take a little peeky peek. - No, you can stop. 421 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:45,211 - No, ma'am. You can stop. - But I'm not responsible for the damages. 422 00:29:45,314 --> 00:29:47,646 - It might poke your eyes out. - Please, stop it. Don't- Don't unbutton! 423 00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:53,515 Eighteenth floor. 424 00:29:53,622 --> 00:29:55,988 Ooh, thank you. 425 00:29:56,091 --> 00:29:59,458 Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. 426 00:29:59,561 --> 00:30:02,689 This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. 427 00:30:02,798 --> 00:30:04,925 Yeah. 428 00:30:05,034 --> 00:30:09,232 You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... 429 00:30:09,338 --> 00:30:11,238 and I'm not allowed to disturb him. 430 00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:13,433 - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah. 431 00:30:17,546 --> 00:30:21,004 Ooh. We got a gusher. 432 00:30:21,116 --> 00:30:26,383 Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. 433 00:30:26,488 --> 00:30:28,615 You're going to change his diaper right here? 434 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:32,023 Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? 435 00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:34,618 I just hope your hard drives are backed up. 436 00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:37,597 Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office. 437 00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:46,107 Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta be hidin' up in here somewhere. 438 00:30:59,354 --> 00:31:02,050 A remote, but no TV. 439 00:31:15,604 --> 00:31:17,469 Open sesame. 440 00:31:20,709 --> 00:31:24,839 We did an extensive check on Mr. Fuller and didn't find anything. 441 00:31:24,947 --> 00:31:28,508 Basically, we've got a small army of agents working out there. 442 00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:31,085 And because Agent Stone blew a nanny interview... 443 00:31:31,186 --> 00:31:33,120 we got nothin: 444 00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,747 Look, we gotta get somebody on the inside. 445 00:31:35,858 --> 00:31:38,224 Now, isn't there anybody close to Fuller that we can turn? 446 00:31:38,327 --> 00:31:42,263 No. We have tried everybody who has any contact with anyone inside that house. 447 00:31:42,364 --> 00:31:45,925 - We have exhausted the list. - Wait a minute. 448 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:48,434 I know someone we haven't tried yet. 449 00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:55,334 Because were coming up on our deadline, and I need to know your status. 450 00:31:55,444 --> 00:31:58,174 - Ooh, look. There's your daddy. - I need to know if you're ready. 451 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,681 Look, I wouldn't have flown out here if I wasn't ready. Now where's my money? 452 00:32:01,784 --> 00:32:04,014 Don't worry about the money. Where do we meet? 453 00:32:04,119 --> 00:32:06,553 That's right. Give me somethin'.. 454 00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:09,021 Tonight, 7:00, West Hills Mall. 455 00:32:09,124 --> 00:32:11,456 - Where? - The surf shop, dude. 456 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,653 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 457 00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:16,788 - Someone in the building is logged on to our conference. - You gotta be kidding me! 458 00:32:16,899 --> 00:32:19,299 You guys are amateurs, dude. I'm outta here. 459 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:23,167 - What happened? - Someone was watching. 460 00:32:23,272 --> 00:32:25,467 Wed better find out who that someone is. 461 00:32:31,346 --> 00:32:34,008 Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me. 462 00:32:34,116 --> 00:32:36,846 Comin through. Ooh. 463 00:32:36,952 --> 00:32:40,080 I cleaned up in there as much as possible. 464 00:32:40,189 --> 00:32:43,886 Ooh. Mr. Fuller. 465 00:32:43,992 --> 00:32:46,893 Andrew and I thought wed come down and pay you a little visit. 466 00:32:46,995 --> 00:32:48,986 Ain't that right, Andrew? 467 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,864 Hi, Son. 468 00:32:53,969 --> 00:32:58,269 Ooh, well, were workin' on that talkin' thing. Can you say Tupac? 469 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,672 Oh, hell get it. He'll get it. 470 00:33:03,779 --> 00:33:07,044 Tom, is there a problem? 471 00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:11,085 - No, this is, um- - Uh, Hattie Mae Pierce. 472 00:33:11,186 --> 00:33:14,747 Hi. I take care of Tom Fullers babies. 473 00:33:14,857 --> 00:33:16,757 Tom? 474 00:33:16,859 --> 00:33:20,260 Ooh, look at the time. We gotta go. 475 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:24,522 Oh, yes, there we go. 476 00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:28,399 Ooh, do me a favor, will you? Hold that for me. 477 00:33:28,503 --> 00:33:30,971 Thank you. 478 00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:35,844 Get rid of that. 479 00:33:37,212 --> 00:33:39,578 Did you have a good time today? 480 00:33:39,681 --> 00:33:42,309 Huh? 481 00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:45,079 Big Mommas tryin' to fix this. 482 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:49,418 F.B.I. 483 00:33:49,524 --> 00:33:52,789 Sorry, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask you to step inside the van, please. 484 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,295 Don't push me. You don't know me, monkey mouth. 485 00:34:01,403 --> 00:34:04,167 I- I-I'll kick you. 486 00:34:08,677 --> 00:34:10,577 Look, I-I can explain. 487 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:14,843 Ms. Pierce, I am so sorry for the inconvenience. 488 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:17,145 Can I get you anything? 489 00:34:18,253 --> 00:34:20,244 Look, if this is about... 490 00:34:20,355 --> 00:34:23,984 those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... 491 00:34:24,092 --> 00:34:26,925 you gotta understand, that's Billy. 492 00:34:27,029 --> 00:34:30,328 I just checked my e-mail. There he was. 493 00:34:30,432 --> 00:34:33,128 I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' 494 00:34:33,235 --> 00:34:38,298 And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' 495 00:34:38,407 --> 00:34:42,138 No. No, I, uh- 496 00:34:42,244 --> 00:34:44,371 I can assure you- 497 00:34:44,479 --> 00:34:47,971 Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. 498 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:52,019 Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. 499 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,454 Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... 500 00:34:56,558 --> 00:34:58,458 the fact is, we could really use your help. 501 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,791 Well, what could Big Momma possibly- 502 00:35:02,998 --> 00:35:06,365 I get it. You want me to take him out. 503 00:35:06,468 --> 00:35:08,993 - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? 504 00:35:09,104 --> 00:35:13,200 - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? 505 00:35:13,308 --> 00:35:18,245 You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? 506 00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,838 Uh, wait. 507 00:35:20,949 --> 00:35:24,851 He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. 508 00:35:24,953 --> 00:35:27,922 But what's really important is... 509 00:35:28,023 --> 00:35:30,992 we need to find out who he's working with. 510 00:35:31,093 --> 00:35:35,496 Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? 511 00:35:35,597 --> 00:35:38,395 Well, um. 512 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:42,834 Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. 513 00:35:42,938 --> 00:35:45,372 That way, I wont compromise the assets... 514 00:35:45,474 --> 00:35:48,102 and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. 515 00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:50,110 - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... 516 00:35:50,212 --> 00:35:53,443 you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. 517 00:35:53,548 --> 00:35:57,177 Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it. 518 00:36:26,548 --> 00:36:28,948 Good Lord, help em all. 519 00:36:29,051 --> 00:36:31,781 Now, I know you got somethin to say to that. 520 00:36:33,221 --> 00:36:35,416 Nothin? 521 00:36:35,524 --> 00:36:38,118 Well, well work on it. 522 00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:41,840 - I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. 523 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:43,086 - I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. 524 00:36:43,198 --> 00:36:45,894 - All right, from the top. Ready? Five, six - 525 00:36:46,001 --> 00:36:48,299 Hey, you've reached Malcolm, Sherri and Trent. 526 00:36:48,403 --> 00:36:50,997 We cant take your call, but leave a message, and we'll get back with you. 527 00:36:51,106 --> 00:36:54,872 - Hey, Sherri. It's me, baby. 528 00:36:54,976 --> 00:36:58,104 You know, just thinkin about you- 529 00:36:58,213 --> 00:37:00,977 Wanna give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. 530 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:04,450 - Ow! 531 00:37:04,553 --> 00:37:07,249 Okay, loser. 532 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:11,257 Wait - Carrie! I gotta go, baby. 533 00:37:12,494 --> 00:37:14,394 - Oh. 534 00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:20,460 ...give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. 535 00:37:20,569 --> 00:37:23,595 Wait. Carrie! 536 00:37:23,705 --> 00:37:25,605 - Carrie? - I gotta go, baby. 537 00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:34,572 Carrie? 538 00:37:40,722 --> 00:37:45,216 You - You know, those girls got no room to talk. 539 00:37:45,327 --> 00:37:48,524 - That ain't dancin'.. - And chassé. And pump. And- 540 00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:50,530 That's getting Tasered by the police. 541 00:37:50,632 --> 00:37:53,430 Big Momma, I don't care about that. 542 00:37:53,535 --> 00:37:56,197 I just - I wanna be good, you know? 543 00:37:56,304 --> 00:37:58,795 If I was good, then my dad would come watch me... 544 00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:01,637 cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time. 545 00:38:01,743 --> 00:38:05,474 Child, you could dance like all those skinny girls on MTV. 546 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:08,913 That wouldn't make your daddy stay home. 547 00:38:09,017 --> 00:38:13,010 Now, he loves you. He just has a helluva fine way of showin' it. 548 00:38:14,723 --> 00:38:18,819 Now, you can do this little cheerleading dance thing. I know you can. 549 00:38:18,927 --> 00:38:23,591 But you need to do it for yourself, not anybody else. 550 00:38:25,634 --> 00:38:29,365 Stand up. Let me show you somethin. 551 00:38:31,206 --> 00:38:33,902 - Watch Big Momma. See? 552 00:38:34,009 --> 00:38:35,943 Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. 553 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,239 Just feel it. 554 00:38:38,346 --> 00:38:41,679 All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. 555 00:38:41,783 --> 00:38:44,115 You gotta go right, baby. There you go. 556 00:38:44,219 --> 00:38:47,245 No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. 557 00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:51,348 Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. 558 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:54,428 Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! 559 00:38:54,529 --> 00:38:57,225 There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. 560 00:38:57,332 --> 00:39:01,962 Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! 561 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:04,197 Dip, dip, dip, baby. 562 00:39:04,306 --> 00:39:06,604 - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. 563 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,268 - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. 564 00:39:09,377 --> 00:39:13,370 Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. 565 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:17,884 - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me? 566 00:39:20,155 --> 00:39:22,783 - Can I help you? - You can dance. 567 00:39:22,891 --> 00:39:25,792 - So? - We suck. 568 00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:28,328 - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? 569 00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:31,593 We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. 570 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,533 Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... 571 00:39:34,636 --> 00:39:36,570 but I've got the stunts covered. 572 00:39:36,671 --> 00:39:39,731 I was a gymnast. 573 00:39:39,841 --> 00:39:43,436 Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. 574 00:39:43,545 --> 00:39:47,140 You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? 575 00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:49,149 Ooh. 576 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:51,617 Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. 577 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:56,157 - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me. 578 00:39:59,861 --> 00:40:01,829 Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... 579 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:04,364 and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. 580 00:40:04,466 --> 00:40:07,799 Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie. 581 00:40:11,072 --> 00:40:16,271 What do you say we practice at your house tomorrow morning, Carrie? 582 00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:18,505 - Good idea. - Mmm. 583 00:40:21,316 --> 00:40:23,750 Carrie? 584 00:40:24,786 --> 00:40:26,754 He doesn't even know any- 585 00:40:32,327 --> 00:40:35,626 - F.B.I., Los Angeles. 586 00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:37,630 Tassie? - Sherri? 587 00:40:37,732 --> 00:40:41,190 - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. 588 00:40:41,303 --> 00:40:45,000 Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. 589 00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:48,041 Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? 590 00:40:48,143 --> 00:40:50,407 I hope you know what kind of man you got there. 591 00:40:50,512 --> 00:40:54,312 I'm starting to get the picture. 592 00:41:06,161 --> 00:41:09,824 Take your little brother in there for me. I'll be right there. 593 00:41:15,704 --> 00:41:19,606 What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? 594 00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:21,608 You cant take- 595 00:41:23,311 --> 00:41:27,008 Chad? 19? 596 00:41:27,115 --> 00:41:29,447 This girl up in here is 15. 597 00:41:29,551 --> 00:41:33,453 Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today. 598 00:41:41,029 --> 00:41:45,227 - Oh, hey, Big Momma. I'm just gonna check the mail. 599 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:49,064 That package you ordered has just been sent back. 600 00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:52,401 What? Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me. 601 00:41:52,507 --> 00:41:56,238 Molly, boys that age only want one thing... 602 00:41:56,344 --> 00:41:58,312 and it ain't meaningful conversation. 603 00:41:58,413 --> 00:42:00,973 I don't have to listen to you. 604 00:42:01,082 --> 00:42:05,109 Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework. 605 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:08,053 I got Mace. 606 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:15,552 What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? 607 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:21,101 - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. 608 00:42:21,202 --> 00:42:24,399 Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. 609 00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:27,498 Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? 610 00:42:27,609 --> 00:42:30,510 - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. 611 00:42:30,612 --> 00:42:33,012 If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... 612 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:36,174 that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. 613 00:42:36,284 --> 00:42:40,118 Tutoring? The boys only two years old. 614 00:42:40,221 --> 00:42:42,985 I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. 615 00:42:43,091 --> 00:42:45,252 And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... 616 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,487 I want to make sure that that is a possibility. 617 00:42:47,595 --> 00:42:51,895 Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. 618 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,766 He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. 619 00:42:55,870 --> 00:43:00,136 And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. 620 00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:03,301 Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. 621 00:43:03,411 --> 00:43:07,507 Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? 622 00:43:07,615 --> 00:43:10,948 Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. 623 00:43:11,052 --> 00:43:14,510 - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you. 624 00:43:21,329 --> 00:43:24,628 - Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally. 625 00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:27,223 Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab. 626 00:43:27,335 --> 00:43:30,600 Uh, you did what in the back of the cab? 627 00:43:30,705 --> 00:43:35,005 Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab. 628 00:43:35,109 --> 00:43:37,043 And now I'm going to get V.D. 629 00:43:37,145 --> 00:43:39,511 Visual data. I'm going - Never mind. 630 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:48,914 This is where I need you to carry me and make it snappy. 631 00:43:49,023 --> 00:43:51,491 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 632 00:44:01,135 --> 00:44:05,367 If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road. 633 00:44:05,473 --> 00:44:07,373 Yes, ma'am. 634 00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:12,245 - On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah. 635 00:44:14,782 --> 00:44:17,250 - Hello, Bob. 636 00:44:17,352 --> 00:44:20,378 Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. 637 00:44:20,488 --> 00:44:23,423 - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? 638 00:44:23,525 --> 00:44:26,892 Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. 639 00:44:26,995 --> 00:44:30,863 That is a silly, outrageous- 640 00:44:30,965 --> 00:44:33,092 - How did you know that? - Bob... 641 00:44:33,201 --> 00:44:35,761 I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. 642 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:39,033 My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. 643 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:44,601 I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. 644 00:44:44,712 --> 00:44:48,204 - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... 645 00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:50,546 - right now- - Okay. 646 00:45:02,096 --> 00:45:03,996 Agent location, West Hills Mall. 647 00:45:04,098 --> 00:45:07,158 - Agent location, West Hills Mall. - Thanks, Bob. 648 00:45:07,268 --> 00:45:10,829 - What's, um-What's a good place to go surfing around here? - Oh, Huntington Beach. 649 00:45:10,939 --> 00:45:12,497 - Really? - Beautiful. 650 00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,097 - It's so gorgeous. Hey. 651 00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:16,972 I'm sorry. I gotta go. 652 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:21,273 I've been walking around for an hour looking for you. 653 00:45:21,382 --> 00:45:24,351 - I was busy, if you hadn't noticed. 654 00:45:24,452 --> 00:45:27,546 Very, very specific encrypted notation. 655 00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:31,984 I'm not concerned about encryption. 656 00:45:40,768 --> 00:45:42,702 Ooh. 657 00:45:54,282 --> 00:45:56,546 Wife? 658 00:45:56,651 --> 00:45:58,983 Been there. 659 00:45:59,087 --> 00:46:00,952 Ooh. 660 00:46:17,472 --> 00:46:18,905 Ooh! 661 00:46:20,575 --> 00:46:22,668 Sherri? Baby- 662 00:46:22,777 --> 00:46:24,335 - Where is she? - Who? 663 00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:27,505 - Who's Carrie, Malcolm? No. 664 00:46:27,615 --> 00:46:30,812 - Where is the Carrie girl? - Baby, you got that all- 665 00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:32,749 - No- - Which one of you is Carrie? 666 00:46:32,854 --> 00:46:35,049 Baby. 667 00:46:35,156 --> 00:46:37,249 Baby. Sherri. 668 00:46:37,358 --> 00:46:41,226 - Is your name Carrie? - No, baby. That's not no Carrie. 669 00:46:41,329 --> 00:46:46,494 - You got it all wrong. - Malcolm Turner, F.B.I.? 670 00:46:46,601 --> 00:46:50,162 - F.B.I.? 671 00:46:50,271 --> 00:46:53,206 You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised. 672 00:46:53,307 --> 00:46:56,140 Wanna explain these? 673 00:46:57,245 --> 00:46:59,611 And you drag my Big Momma into this? 674 00:46:59,714 --> 00:47:03,514 - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. 675 00:47:03,618 --> 00:47:06,451 I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. 676 00:47:06,554 --> 00:47:10,854 - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. 677 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,483 - I got Bishop. - Where is he? 678 00:47:13,594 --> 00:47:17,360 Right over- He's right over- 679 00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:21,758 - Wait-Where- - Lets go. 680 00:47:21,869 --> 00:47:23,769 - Lets go. Knock it off. 681 00:47:23,871 --> 00:47:28,205 - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? 682 00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:30,742 This is him, right? - Yeah. 683 00:47:30,845 --> 00:47:33,211 He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. 684 00:47:33,314 --> 00:47:36,112 He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. 685 00:47:36,217 --> 00:47:38,276 Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? 686 00:47:38,386 --> 00:47:41,184 Cause right now he's our only lead. 687 00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:44,986 Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. 688 00:47:45,093 --> 00:47:48,392 There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. 689 00:47:48,496 --> 00:47:52,762 I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. 690 00:47:52,867 --> 00:47:55,461 - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. 691 00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:57,401 - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. 692 00:47:57,505 --> 00:47:59,564 And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... 693 00:47:59,674 --> 00:48:03,474 you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. 694 00:48:03,578 --> 00:48:07,446 Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma. 695 00:48:16,257 --> 00:48:18,487 - Ooh. - Big Momma? 696 00:48:22,463 --> 00:48:27,025 Mrs. Fuller, can we do this some other time? 697 00:48:28,336 --> 00:48:30,327 No, we cant. 698 00:48:30,438 --> 00:48:33,373 I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. 699 00:48:33,474 --> 00:48:36,705 The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. 700 00:48:36,811 --> 00:48:38,779 And then I found this. 701 00:48:40,114 --> 00:48:42,947 You threw our laundry in the garbage. 702 00:48:44,318 --> 00:48:47,253 Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... 703 00:48:47,355 --> 00:48:49,983 and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. 704 00:48:50,091 --> 00:48:55,028 You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around? 705 00:48:57,098 --> 00:49:00,727 Ooh. I didn't mean to say that. 706 00:49:00,835 --> 00:49:04,236 I want you out of the house first thing in the morning. 707 00:49:05,273 --> 00:49:07,298 Mrs. Fuller? 708 00:49:07,408 --> 00:49:09,968 But Mrs. Fuller? 709 00:50:12,874 --> 00:50:17,538 Hey, baby. Just wanted to leave you a message... 710 00:50:17,645 --> 00:50:20,876 tell you I'm sorry I lied... 711 00:50:20,982 --> 00:50:23,576 and I love you. 712 00:50:23,684 --> 00:50:25,982 I hope you still want to hear that. 713 00:50:36,197 --> 00:50:39,064 Oh. This feels good. 714 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:41,498 - Huh? 715 00:50:57,118 --> 00:51:02,181 Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act. 716 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,560 I got somethin for you. 717 00:51:10,431 --> 00:51:12,661 This'll help you get over the wood chipper. 718 00:51:12,767 --> 00:51:17,261 All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you. 719 00:51:17,371 --> 00:51:20,397 - Yeah. Id have a drink with you... 720 00:51:20,508 --> 00:51:22,601 but I gotta go to work. 721 00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:28,613 Yeah. Go on and get your tilt on, all right? 722 00:51:31,452 --> 00:51:33,352 - I know that you're busy. - Yeah. 723 00:51:33,454 --> 00:51:35,888 All I'm saying is I could use a little bit of help. 724 00:51:35,990 --> 00:51:38,515 If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her? 725 00:51:38,626 --> 00:51:43,689 Because I had to. I'm gonna call Mrs. Gallagher first thing and get a new nanny. 726 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:48,396 Wow. 727 00:51:48,502 --> 00:51:51,699 The muffins are fat-free, the eggs are free-range... 728 00:51:51,806 --> 00:51:54,536 and the bacon is extra crispy. 729 00:51:54,642 --> 00:51:58,908 - This is fantastic. - Yeah, it looks like something out of a magazine. 730 00:51:59,013 --> 00:52:03,848 I just couldn't leave y'all with a bad taste in your mouth about Big Momma. 731 00:52:03,951 --> 00:52:06,852 But if there's nothin' else... 732 00:52:09,757 --> 00:52:12,658 I guess- 733 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:17,060 I guess I'll be movin' on. 734 00:52:20,901 --> 00:52:25,031 Look, Big Momma even made Poncho happy! 735 00:52:25,139 --> 00:52:27,573 Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine. 736 00:52:27,675 --> 00:52:30,610 I gotta run. Great spread, Big Momma. 737 00:52:30,711 --> 00:52:35,080 Oh, Mr. Fuller. Oh, bye. I'll see you around. 738 00:52:35,182 --> 00:52:38,811 You're a good man, Mr. Fuller. You're a good man! 739 00:52:38,919 --> 00:52:42,047 - Thank you. Thanks, Big Momma. Thank you. Thanks. - Bye. 740 00:52:43,524 --> 00:52:45,492 It's so hard to say good-bye. 741 00:52:45,593 --> 00:52:49,029 - Who is that at the door this early? 742 00:52:49,130 --> 00:52:53,123 Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. 743 00:52:53,234 --> 00:52:55,634 Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today? 744 00:52:59,073 --> 00:53:01,064 Look at em. 745 00:53:03,978 --> 00:53:06,913 I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. 746 00:53:07,014 --> 00:53:09,141 It's no trouble. 747 00:53:11,886 --> 00:53:16,152 Okay, we gotta work this out. I need a volunteer. 748 00:53:16,257 --> 00:53:18,748 Mrs. Fuller. 749 00:53:18,859 --> 00:53:21,987 - Yes? - You can be my volunteer. 750 00:53:22,096 --> 00:53:25,759 Oh, gosh, Big Momma, there are - there are things that I'm doing today. 751 00:53:25,866 --> 00:53:28,300 Well, this'll only take a second. 752 00:53:28,402 --> 00:53:32,304 Little ladies, where do you think real dancing begins? 753 00:53:32,406 --> 00:53:34,636 Your heart? 754 00:53:34,742 --> 00:53:37,506 Well, good answer. But you don't dance with your heart. 755 00:53:37,611 --> 00:53:41,138 You dance with your butt! Now, lets try this again. 756 00:53:41,248 --> 00:53:43,443 What do we want, Mrs. Fuller? 757 00:53:43,551 --> 00:53:45,815 Uh, more butt? 758 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,184 That's right. Try it with me. 759 00:53:48,289 --> 00:53:52,020 Sway with your butt. Groove with the butt. 760 00:53:52,126 --> 00:53:53,923 Now, become one with the butt. 761 00:53:54,028 --> 00:53:58,522 Don't be afraid to touch it and become one with it! Yes! 762 00:53:58,632 --> 00:54:02,329 All right! Whoo! Got butt movement all back there. I like that. 763 00:54:02,436 --> 00:54:04,597 All right. There you go, little ladies. 764 00:54:04,705 --> 00:54:08,641 Now, lets put some music on, all right? 765 00:54:12,313 --> 00:54:14,304 Ooh! Ooh! 766 00:54:14,415 --> 00:54:17,976 That's my jam! Ooh! 767 00:54:18,085 --> 00:54:21,316 There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. 768 00:54:21,422 --> 00:54:26,155 Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! 769 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:30,026 Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller. 770 00:54:35,136 --> 00:54:38,731 Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. 771 00:54:38,839 --> 00:54:41,740 That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. 772 00:54:41,842 --> 00:54:44,367 Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. 773 00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:46,969 Wrap it up. 774 00:54:47,081 --> 00:54:49,709 Ohh. 775 00:54:49,817 --> 00:54:53,275 Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. 776 00:54:53,387 --> 00:54:57,050 Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. 777 00:54:57,158 --> 00:55:01,720 Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world. 778 00:55:03,297 --> 00:55:07,927 You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. 779 00:55:08,035 --> 00:55:11,562 I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. 780 00:55:11,672 --> 00:55:15,301 And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. 781 00:55:15,409 --> 00:55:18,105 Well, of course I will. 782 00:55:18,212 --> 00:55:22,080 Yes. Sure enough. Id love that. 783 00:55:24,185 --> 00:55:26,745 Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. 784 00:55:26,854 --> 00:55:28,947 Ooh, give me a second, all right? 785 00:55:29,056 --> 00:55:30,956 Big Momma got to catch her breath. 786 00:55:31,058 --> 00:55:34,027 - Okay. 787 00:55:34,128 --> 00:55:36,153 Oh, hey, when were done with this... 788 00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:38,288 I have the perfect place to take you. 789 00:55:38,399 --> 00:55:42,301 A spa! Look at this! 790 00:55:47,741 --> 00:55:52,303 Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. 791 00:55:52,413 --> 00:55:54,381 They'll usually parade around naked. 792 00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:57,314 If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. 793 00:55:57,418 --> 00:56:00,353 Some people just ruin it for everybody. 794 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:07,153 What time does the paradin' begin? 795 00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:37,422 and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. 796 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:39,424 I think you'll be very comfortable. 797 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:41,585 And then you just put your things in this locker. 798 00:56:41,695 --> 00:56:43,788 There's nothing else in there but your things. 799 00:56:43,897 --> 00:56:46,730 There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. 800 00:56:46,834 --> 00:56:49,234 - Hey. - Hello. Hi. 801 00:56:49,336 --> 00:56:51,861 Tryin' to find my locker. 802 00:56:51,972 --> 00:56:55,066 Ooh. Around here somewhere. 803 00:56:55,175 --> 00:56:58,474 Ooh. Oh. Ooh. 804 00:57:10,624 --> 00:57:14,458 Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? 805 00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:18,497 I just got my nails done, and I cant- 806 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,200 Here. It unhooks in the front right here. 807 00:57:23,971 --> 00:57:25,836 Here. Will this help? 808 00:57:25,939 --> 00:57:29,602 Ooh! Ooh! 809 00:57:37,951 --> 00:57:42,820 Ooh! This is lovely! 810 00:57:42,923 --> 00:57:48,156 A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. 811 00:57:48,262 --> 00:57:50,389 Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. 812 00:57:50,497 --> 00:57:53,261 - Hi. - Oh, hello. 813 00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:57,394 Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... 814 00:57:57,504 --> 00:58:00,905 and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever. 815 00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:04,740 Oh, a snack. 816 00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:07,780 - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. 817 00:58:07,881 --> 00:58:10,543 They're covered in eucalyptus sap. 818 00:58:22,563 --> 00:58:25,225 - Got it. 819 00:58:25,332 --> 00:58:29,098 Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage? 820 00:58:33,707 --> 00:58:38,041 Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... 821 00:58:38,145 --> 00:58:40,136 because sometimes I- 822 00:58:40,247 --> 00:58:43,910 Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- 823 00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:46,952 The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. 824 00:58:47,054 --> 00:58:50,615 Ooh! Oh! Yes! 825 00:58:50,724 --> 00:58:54,888 I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? 826 00:58:54,995 --> 00:58:58,396 Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! 827 00:58:58,499 --> 00:59:02,492 You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. 828 00:59:02,603 --> 00:59:05,231 That is a great idea. 829 00:59:05,339 --> 00:59:09,469 Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? 830 00:59:09,576 --> 00:59:14,172 Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- 831 00:59:14,281 --> 00:59:17,341 My advice to you lovely ladies... 832 00:59:17,451 --> 00:59:21,080 on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... 833 00:59:21,188 --> 00:59:23,088 is to give it up. 834 00:59:23,190 --> 00:59:26,489 That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. 835 00:59:26,593 --> 00:59:29,426 - And twice on Saturday. - What? 836 00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:32,988 I did. Shoot, before he went to work... 837 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:36,069 in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... 838 00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:40,334 ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. 839 00:59:40,441 --> 00:59:43,535 Had him droolin' on the biscuits. 840 00:59:43,644 --> 00:59:47,444 Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. 841 00:59:47,548 --> 00:59:50,517 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 842 00:59:50,617 --> 00:59:53,347 Ooh. 843 00:59:55,322 --> 00:59:59,053 Ooh, that's hot. Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. 844 00:59:59,159 --> 01:00:01,992 Oh, no, that's damn hot. Hot! 845 01:00:02,095 --> 01:00:05,223 Oh, that's way too hot. Back burnin'! Back burnin'! 846 01:00:05,332 --> 01:00:09,291 Ah! Oh, Lord! Back burnin! Comin' through! 847 01:00:09,403 --> 01:00:12,668 - No! No! No! No! 848 01:00:12,773 --> 01:00:17,142 - Hmm. 849 01:00:29,456 --> 01:00:31,356 Thank you, Mrs. Fuller. 850 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:34,359 - I had a good time, except for those hot rocks. 851 01:00:34,461 --> 01:00:38,261 Now, Big Momma got some errands to run. I'll be back. 852 01:00:38,365 --> 01:00:42,734 Oh, gosh, Big Momma. I've gotta go to the office, and the carpet cleaners are coming. 853 01:00:42,836 --> 01:00:46,033 I was hoping you could get the kids out of the house for a few hours. 854 01:00:46,139 --> 01:00:48,664 But I got things I got- 855 01:00:50,744 --> 01:00:53,372 Who wants to go to the beach? 856 01:01:00,153 --> 01:01:02,621 Mom'll never believe this. 857 01:01:38,392 --> 01:01:41,452 Damn, man! Put on some drawers! 858 01:01:41,562 --> 01:01:44,292 This is a family beach, not Chippendales! 859 01:01:44,398 --> 01:01:47,128 What's wrong with you? 860 01:01:57,144 --> 01:01:59,578 Eagle One, this is Hungry Like the Wolf. 861 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,140 - Come in, Eagle One. - Kevin? Kevin! 862 01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:07,277 Yes? Yes, what? Cop-Copy. Copy, Eagle One. 863 01:02:07,387 --> 01:02:10,823 Man, stop with the damn code names. He ain't out here. 864 01:02:10,924 --> 01:02:13,984 Affirmative. Stopping with the code names, Eagle One. 865 01:02:14,094 --> 01:02:17,586 Ooh, hi, babies! 866 01:02:17,698 --> 01:02:19,859 Ooh, the waters so warm. 867 01:02:19,967 --> 01:02:23,926 Big Momma, if you're done with your walk, Andrew's eating sand again. 868 01:02:24,037 --> 01:02:27,131 You got something you wanna say to Big Momma? 869 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,333 Come on. Talk for me. 870 01:02:29,443 --> 01:02:31,809 Can you say 'ocean'? 871 01:02:33,647 --> 01:02:38,482 Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? 872 01:02:38,585 --> 01:02:41,986 Shoo, go play. Have a good time. 873 01:02:42,089 --> 01:02:46,048 Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. 874 01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:49,822 Everything. I don't care. Ooh! 875 01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:53,331 Let me cop a squat here. 876 01:02:53,433 --> 01:02:55,663 Ooh! 877 01:02:55,769 --> 01:02:58,397 Ooh! I feel sexy. 878 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:02,636 I don't want to be here. 879 01:03:02,743 --> 01:03:06,509 Really? But you look so comfortable. 880 01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:10,344 Yeah, well, this is who I am, okay? So just get used to it. 881 01:03:10,450 --> 01:03:15,513 Ooh. Well, it might be. It might be exactly who you are. 882 01:03:15,622 --> 01:03:18,250 Or maybe its just something you're tryin' to be... 883 01:03:18,358 --> 01:03:21,759 to impress some boy you got no business tryin to impress. 884 01:03:21,862 --> 01:03:24,888 Yeah, well, Chad loves me just like this, so whatever. 885 01:03:24,998 --> 01:03:27,762 Child, you're only 15 years old. 886 01:03:27,868 --> 01:03:30,098 Truth be told, you cant spell love. 887 01:03:31,505 --> 01:03:34,235 Now, that Chad boy - He's playin' you. 888 01:03:34,341 --> 01:03:37,833 What? Pla - No. You don't know anything about him. 889 01:03:37,944 --> 01:03:40,504 Oh, really? Well, lets see. 890 01:03:40,614 --> 01:03:43,742 You probably met him out with a group of friends. 891 01:03:43,850 --> 01:03:46,080 He never said anything to you. 892 01:03:46,186 --> 01:03:49,246 He just stood in the back, lookin all mysterious. 893 01:03:49,356 --> 01:03:51,551 And he likes to call you late at night... 894 01:03:51,658 --> 01:03:55,458 because he says you're the last voice he wants to hear. 895 01:03:55,562 --> 01:03:57,462 How did you know that? 896 01:03:57,564 --> 01:04:02,024 Child, the players change, but the game remains the same. 897 01:04:02,135 --> 01:04:05,070 And one day you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna realize, Molly... 898 01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:07,640 that Big Momma got your back. 899 01:04:07,741 --> 01:04:09,766 Now, look, if you need me... 900 01:04:09,876 --> 01:04:14,575 I don't care when it is, day or night, you just call me, okay? 901 01:04:14,681 --> 01:04:18,048 And I'll come runnin' quick, fast and in a hurry. 902 01:04:28,929 --> 01:04:32,421 Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm, I got him! 903 01:04:32,532 --> 01:04:35,660 I got him! I got him! Malcolm, Malcolm, I got him! 904 01:04:35,769 --> 01:04:38,829 Molly, why don't you take your brother and sister down to the concession stand... 905 01:04:38,939 --> 01:04:40,964 and get em some ice cream? 906 01:04:41,074 --> 01:04:43,770 Big Momma go to stretch one more again, okay? 907 01:04:43,877 --> 01:04:45,777 Uh- 908 01:04:45,879 --> 01:04:51,181 Freeze! F.B.I.! Hold it right there! Hold it! 909 01:04:51,284 --> 01:04:56,620 Come here! Don't make me run after you! 910 01:04:56,723 --> 01:04:59,214 I don't like chasin' people! 911 01:05:00,961 --> 01:05:03,657 Give me that! 912 01:05:05,932 --> 01:05:08,366 Move! Get out the way! Move! Move! 913 01:05:08,468 --> 01:05:11,995 Lord have mercy! Police business! Get out the way! 914 01:05:20,714 --> 01:05:23,979 - Ohhh! 915 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:41,829 Oh! No! 916 01:05:46,807 --> 01:05:49,640 - Oh! 917 01:05:52,078 --> 01:05:53,978 Hold it! 918 01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:58,111 - Stop! 919 01:05:58,218 --> 01:06:00,516 Right there! Hold it right there! 920 01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:03,316 Freeze! F.B.I.! All right, Anthony Bishop... 921 01:06:03,423 --> 01:06:05,323 I got a warrant for your arrest. 922 01:06:05,425 --> 01:06:08,223 F.B.I.? What's with the, you know? 923 01:06:08,328 --> 01:06:12,765 You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing. 924 01:06:12,866 --> 01:06:16,233 You don't know these guys. I roll over on them, they'll kill me. 925 01:06:16,336 --> 01:06:18,531 - Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't! 926 01:06:18,638 --> 01:06:21,698 Yes, I can. Now, don't make me come up- 927 01:06:38,859 --> 01:06:42,590 Listen, we did a full search - Bishops hotel room, everything. There was no disk. 928 01:06:42,696 --> 01:06:44,926 Damn. 929 01:06:45,031 --> 01:06:47,090 We assume Bishop already delivered his disk... 930 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,135 which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery. 931 01:06:50,237 --> 01:06:54,105 - We gotta get into Fullers office computer. - I got in once. I'll do it again. 932 01:06:54,207 --> 01:06:57,870 The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption. 933 01:06:57,978 --> 01:07:01,311 - We cant hack that. - Way ahead of you. I'm bringin' in an outside consultant. 934 01:07:01,414 --> 01:07:04,383 He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system. 935 01:07:04,484 --> 01:07:07,476 My office will give you an address. 936 01:07:07,587 --> 01:07:10,147 Oh, this here is a good read. 937 01:07:10,257 --> 01:07:13,454 It got a chapter in here that will blow your mind. 938 01:07:14,761 --> 01:07:17,161 You're losing it. 939 01:07:19,733 --> 01:07:22,429 Andrew, don't you even think ab- 940 01:07:24,504 --> 01:07:27,632 Harvard, here we come. 941 01:07:28,942 --> 01:07:31,672 Trent, I'm home! 942 01:07:51,464 --> 01:07:53,796 So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. 943 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:57,165 Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... 944 01:07:57,270 --> 01:08:00,205 and then they cut him a deal to come work for us. 945 01:08:04,544 --> 01:08:06,944 Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. 946 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:09,208 - Well brief you on the- - Stewart! 947 01:08:12,585 --> 01:08:15,850 - Yo. - Stewart? 948 01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:19,187 Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. 949 01:08:19,292 --> 01:08:23,160 - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? 950 01:08:23,263 --> 01:08:26,858 Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. 951 01:08:26,967 --> 01:08:29,902 Wait a minute. You're Stewart? 952 01:08:30,003 --> 01:08:31,868 Duh. 953 01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:37,340 - Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. 954 01:08:37,444 --> 01:08:41,039 The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. 955 01:08:41,147 --> 01:08:44,116 I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... 956 01:08:44,217 --> 01:08:46,845 its the big metal thing with four wheels. 957 01:08:49,990 --> 01:08:51,890 Did you bring the car seat? 958 01:08:51,992 --> 01:08:54,927 Uh, so, Malcolm, with this earpiece... 959 01:08:55,028 --> 01:08:57,087 we will hear everything that you hear. 960 01:08:57,197 --> 01:08:59,757 So you just get Fuller to talk, well feed everything into the computer... 961 01:08:59,866 --> 01:09:01,891 and then hopefully well come up with the password. 962 01:09:02,002 --> 01:09:04,493 Most people are idiots and choose sappy passwords. 963 01:09:04,604 --> 01:09:10,042 You know, family crap - hometowns, college stories, old girlfriends, old guy stuff. 964 01:09:11,745 --> 01:09:16,341 Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. 965 01:09:16,449 --> 01:09:19,976 Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. 966 01:09:20,086 --> 01:09:22,384 You get them off their game... 967 01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:27,017 and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control. 968 01:09:53,353 --> 01:09:56,550 Hi. 969 01:09:56,656 --> 01:09:59,921 B-2. B-2. 970 01:10:00,026 --> 01:10:02,221 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! 971 01:10:05,899 --> 01:10:08,459 Carrie, baby. 972 01:10:08,568 --> 01:10:11,833 No, you don't yell out 'bingo' if you don't have it. 973 01:10:11,938 --> 01:10:14,236 Bingo people get a little testy. 974 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:16,467 She's just a child, and it won't happen again. 975 01:10:18,945 --> 01:10:21,914 Damn right it wont happen again! 976 01:10:23,516 --> 01:10:25,643 Come on, baby. 977 01:10:32,025 --> 01:10:36,860 - Get it. - What do you mean, get it? 978 01:10:38,565 --> 01:10:41,295 She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. 979 01:10:41,401 --> 01:10:44,097 Oh, and can you shave her pads for me? 980 01:10:46,306 --> 01:10:48,536 Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. 981 01:10:48,641 --> 01:10:51,303 Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. 982 01:10:51,411 --> 01:10:53,971 You have a great day. Bye-bye now. 983 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,480 Um... 984 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:59,848 okay, okay. 985 01:11:01,588 --> 01:11:04,182 You've gotta be kidding me. 986 01:11:06,426 --> 01:11:11,523 Come here. Okay, clip the nails. Flush the ears. Bye- bye. 987 01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:16,498 B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. 988 01:11:16,603 --> 01:11:19,333 Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. 989 01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:22,897 Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? 990 01:11:23,009 --> 01:11:26,740 - Shhh! - G-55. 991 01:11:26,846 --> 01:11:30,509 - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. 992 01:11:30,617 --> 01:11:33,518 Birthplace of Mariah Carey. 993 01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,918 Long Island. Try Long Island. 994 01:11:36,022 --> 01:11:38,513 Nothing. 995 01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:41,890 Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. 996 01:11:41,995 --> 01:11:43,986 So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. 997 01:11:44,097 --> 01:11:47,032 What activities were you in? 998 01:11:47,133 --> 01:11:49,533 - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. 999 01:11:49,636 --> 01:11:52,230 All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? 1000 01:11:52,338 --> 01:11:56,069 I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 1001 01:11:56,176 --> 01:12:01,239 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. 1002 01:12:01,347 --> 01:12:04,373 Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' 1003 01:12:04,484 --> 01:12:09,046 - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? 1004 01:12:09,155 --> 01:12:12,283 - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. 1005 01:12:12,392 --> 01:12:15,361 - You know me. - Uh-oh. 1006 01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:17,952 She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. 1007 01:12:18,064 --> 01:12:21,363 Uh, sure. 1008 01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:24,197 As in, uh, old friend? 1009 01:12:24,304 --> 01:12:26,135 A uncle? Aunt? 1010 01:12:26,239 --> 01:12:28,434 I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... 1011 01:12:28,541 --> 01:12:32,443 that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. 1012 01:12:32,545 --> 01:12:34,479 - N - 40. 1013 01:12:34,581 --> 01:12:38,210 - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? 1014 01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:40,149 I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. 1015 01:12:40,253 --> 01:12:43,381 Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? 1016 01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:47,289 It don't make me no never mind. Come on. 1017 01:12:47,393 --> 01:12:49,725 Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. 1018 01:12:49,829 --> 01:12:54,562 You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. 1019 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:57,568 - What does she want back? - I have no idea. 1020 01:12:57,670 --> 01:13:00,935 You stole my man. 1021 01:13:02,008 --> 01:13:05,136 - Your man? - That's right. My man. 1022 01:13:05,245 --> 01:13:09,147 - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? 1023 01:13:09,249 --> 01:13:11,809 Is that true, Big Momma? 1024 01:13:11,918 --> 01:13:16,821 Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. 1025 01:13:16,923 --> 01:13:21,917 I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. 1026 01:13:22,028 --> 01:13:24,997 You cant help it if you're ugly... 1027 01:13:25,098 --> 01:13:27,965 but that don't mean you gotta go out. 1028 01:13:28,067 --> 01:13:32,800 And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. 1029 01:13:32,905 --> 01:13:35,373 - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. 1030 01:13:35,475 --> 01:13:38,308 - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? 1031 01:13:38,411 --> 01:13:41,278 Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? 1032 01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:45,841 You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! 1033 01:13:45,952 --> 01:13:50,719 - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. 1034 01:13:50,823 --> 01:13:55,157 Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! 1035 01:13:55,261 --> 01:13:56,990 - Now, wa- - Oh! 1036 01:13:57,096 --> 01:13:59,564 - Damn! - Ow! 1037 01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:02,066 - Oh! - Oh! 1038 01:14:06,606 --> 01:14:09,507 Oh, no. I'm goin' down. 1039 01:14:10,743 --> 01:14:12,802 - Oh, shit. - Oh, man. 1040 01:14:16,783 --> 01:14:20,014 - Big Momma. Big Momma. 1041 01:14:20,119 --> 01:14:23,316 Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' 1042 01:14:23,423 --> 01:14:25,823 His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' 1043 01:14:25,925 --> 01:14:29,691 Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! 1044 01:14:29,796 --> 01:14:32,230 - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. 1045 01:14:32,332 --> 01:14:34,596 - What did you say? - Stake out. 1046 01:14:34,701 --> 01:14:37,495 - What? - Investigate. 1047 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:40,868 - This is really not good. - Turner. 1048 01:14:40,973 --> 01:14:43,441 Oh, my God. This is not good. 1049 01:14:43,543 --> 01:14:45,511 - F.B.- - Oh! 1050 01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:48,341 We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. 1051 01:14:48,448 --> 01:14:51,747 Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say? 1052 01:14:57,056 --> 01:14:59,081 - Bingo! 1053 01:14:59,192 --> 01:15:00,955 Bingo! 1054 01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:02,960 Yes! Yes! Were back in. 1055 01:15:03,062 --> 01:15:04,962 Were back in. 1056 01:15:05,064 --> 01:15:07,726 - Oh. - Wow. Great. 1057 01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:11,395 - Uh - Yeah? 1058 01:15:12,805 --> 01:15:14,864 Yeah, I'll be right down. 1059 01:15:14,974 --> 01:15:19,274 What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. 1060 01:15:19,379 --> 01:15:22,974 - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. 1061 01:15:23,082 --> 01:15:26,176 Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. 1062 01:15:26,285 --> 01:15:29,220 - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. 1063 01:15:29,322 --> 01:15:31,620 You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. 1064 01:15:31,724 --> 01:15:34,716 Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? 1065 01:15:34,827 --> 01:15:36,988 It's at that church right by your office. 1066 01:15:37,096 --> 01:15:39,087 Church by my office? Are you sure? 1067 01:15:39,198 --> 01:15:41,291 I think I know my own church! 1068 01:15:41,401 --> 01:15:43,426 No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. 1069 01:15:43,536 --> 01:15:47,097 - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. 1070 01:15:47,206 --> 01:15:49,936 Just tie em down or something, and let's go. 1071 01:15:50,042 --> 01:15:53,239 - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! 1072 01:15:53,346 --> 01:15:56,281 Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you? 1073 01:16:03,289 --> 01:16:06,190 Oooh. 1074 01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:09,728 - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. 1075 01:16:09,829 --> 01:16:15,062 The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. 1076 01:16:15,168 --> 01:16:19,161 Okay, I deserve that. 1077 01:16:19,272 --> 01:16:23,732 My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. 1078 01:16:23,843 --> 01:16:28,871 I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. 1079 01:16:28,981 --> 01:16:31,882 - What? - Working. 1080 01:16:31,984 --> 01:16:34,179 I'm good at what I do. Real good. 1081 01:16:34,287 --> 01:16:36,653 I know all the answers. 1082 01:16:36,756 --> 01:16:39,953 Well, at least I used to. 1083 01:16:40,059 --> 01:16:43,358 - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- 1084 01:16:43,463 --> 01:16:46,057 that you're invulnerable. 1085 01:16:46,165 --> 01:16:51,068 Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean. 1086 01:16:56,142 --> 01:16:58,872 Are you sure this is your church? 1087 01:16:58,978 --> 01:17:01,173 I know my own- 1088 01:17:06,018 --> 01:17:09,146 Of course it is. I'm half Jewish. 1089 01:17:09,255 --> 01:17:11,985 You got a problem with that? You anti- Semitic- 1090 01:17:12,091 --> 01:17:14,821 Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Of course not. Everything's cool. 1091 01:17:14,927 --> 01:17:17,259 That's some nice bling you got on there. 1092 01:17:17,363 --> 01:17:21,026 Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma. 1093 01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:23,328 But I thought you said you went to Princeton. 1094 01:17:23,436 --> 01:17:28,339 It was my fathers. For all that work, this is all that's left. 1095 01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:34,371 - Well, thanks for the ride. - Yeah. 1096 01:17:35,648 --> 01:17:38,014 All right. Bye-bye. 1097 01:17:40,386 --> 01:17:42,980 - L chaim. - Shalom. 1098 01:17:43,089 --> 01:17:45,922 L chaim. 1099 01:17:46,025 --> 01:17:48,789 Uh, yeah. 1100 01:17:48,895 --> 01:17:51,887 - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- 1101 01:17:51,998 --> 01:17:54,125 - I got it. Sooners. - What? 1102 01:17:54,233 --> 01:17:56,963 His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. 1103 01:17:57,069 --> 01:18:01,472 Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. 1104 01:18:01,574 --> 01:18:04,372 I'm in! 1105 01:18:04,477 --> 01:18:06,809 - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? 1106 01:18:06,913 --> 01:18:09,711 The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. 1107 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:12,045 It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. 1108 01:18:12,151 --> 01:18:15,120 - How about the satellite? - That'll work. 1109 01:18:15,221 --> 01:18:19,590 Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. 1110 01:18:19,692 --> 01:18:21,751 - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? 1111 01:18:21,861 --> 01:18:24,830 I'm at temple. 1112 01:18:24,931 --> 01:18:27,161 Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. 1113 01:18:27,266 --> 01:18:29,166 Lets go. 1114 01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:47,751 - What's happening? - We've got access to all Agenda security camera feeds. 1115 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,481 - Were in. - Okay. Where's Fuller? 1116 01:18:50,590 --> 01:18:53,821 He and Casal are still in Fullers office. We're hooked into the surveillance cameras. 1117 01:18:53,926 --> 01:18:56,759 - So if he moves, well know about it. - Good. 1118 01:18:56,862 --> 01:19:01,822 Hey, Stewart! I thought you were some kind of genius. How long is this gonna take? 1119 01:19:01,934 --> 01:19:04,596 What do you think I'm tryin' to do here? Get free HBO? 1120 01:19:04,704 --> 01:19:07,434 This stuff s hard. Give me some room. 1121 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:17,042 - Hello? - Big Momma, is that you? 1122 01:19:17,149 --> 01:19:20,710 Oh, course it is. Where are you? 1123 01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:23,687 Listen. I'm at this club called The Zone. 1124 01:19:23,789 --> 01:19:27,281 And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me? 1125 01:19:28,661 --> 01:19:30,925 - Molly? - What's wrong? 1126 01:19:31,030 --> 01:19:33,794 - She's in some kind of trouble. - What? Who? 1127 01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:36,367 - Wait. What are you doing? - I gotta go. 1128 01:19:36,469 --> 01:19:39,063 - What the hell are you talkin about? - Look. 1129 01:19:39,171 --> 01:19:41,571 I promised that child that I would be there for her. 1130 01:19:41,674 --> 01:19:44,541 You're not going anywhere, and that's an order! 1131 01:19:44,644 --> 01:19:47,169 Well, that's an order I can't follow. 1132 01:19:47,279 --> 01:19:49,179 Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice! 1133 01:19:49,281 --> 01:19:51,181 We are in the middle of this investigation! 1134 01:19:51,283 --> 01:19:53,183 What do you care about some bratty teenager anyway? 1135 01:19:53,285 --> 01:19:56,914 Don't nobody mess with Big Momma's babies. Nobody! 1136 01:20:10,436 --> 01:20:14,805 Excuse me. Pardon me. Um, excuse me. Pardon me. 1137 01:20:14,907 --> 01:20:18,934 Excuse me. Thank you. Pardon me. Molly? 1138 01:20:22,381 --> 01:20:26,317 Excuse me, darlin', but that's my leg you're humpin'.. 1139 01:20:26,419 --> 01:20:30,287 Ooh, young people just so nasty today! 1140 01:20:32,825 --> 01:20:35,293 You wanna back up off this girl... 1141 01:20:35,394 --> 01:20:37,624 fore I knock the taste out your mouth. 1142 01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:41,632 Molly, what are you doin here anyway? This is not the way you were raised. 1143 01:20:41,734 --> 01:20:44,532 I know. I know. But I got a text message from Chad. 1144 01:20:44,637 --> 01:20:46,696 - Chad? Oh, Lord! - He said to meet him here- 1145 01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:51,266 You know what? You and Chad are gonna run my blood pressure up. 1146 01:20:51,377 --> 01:20:55,313 - Molly! - Hey, where have you been? I got really scared. 1147 01:20:55,414 --> 01:20:59,942 Molly, I came here as soon as you called. I swear I didn't send you a message. 1148 01:21:00,052 --> 01:21:02,577 I mean, I've never even heard of this place. 1149 01:21:02,688 --> 01:21:04,588 - What? - Wait a minute. 1150 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:06,817 If you didn't send the message, then who did? 1151 01:21:06,926 --> 01:21:10,418 Oh, wow. That's - That guy works for my dad. 1152 01:21:10,529 --> 01:21:12,554 What's he doing here? 1153 01:21:14,366 --> 01:21:16,266 Molly, he's after you. 1154 01:21:16,368 --> 01:21:19,098 - Chad, I need you to run and get some help. - All right. 1155 01:21:19,205 --> 01:21:22,800 Molly, I gotta get you out of here as fast as possible. Come on, Molly. Excuse me. 1156 01:21:22,908 --> 01:21:24,933 Comin through. 1157 01:21:26,746 --> 01:21:28,737 Oh, God! 1158 01:21:30,783 --> 01:21:33,775 Is this what you do? Beat up on children and old ladies? 1159 01:21:33,886 --> 01:21:35,751 Mmm. Go. 1160 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,283 I don't understand. What's happening? What did I do? 1161 01:21:42,394 --> 01:21:47,093 Look, I'll explain everything to you later. But for right now, watch out. I'm rollin'! 1162 01:21:47,199 --> 01:21:50,965 - No! Ugh! 1163 01:21:51,070 --> 01:21:54,198 - I cant feel my legs. - Oh, sorry. Oh! 1164 01:21:54,306 --> 01:21:56,604 - Oh, no! Oh! 1165 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:00,777 - Ooh! 1166 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:03,872 Oh, God, this is not how I imagined my death. 1167 01:22:03,983 --> 01:22:08,181 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, God! 1168 01:22:13,492 --> 01:22:15,790 So get this. He's not really 19. 1169 01:22:15,895 --> 01:22:19,729 - Hmm? - Chad. 1170 01:22:19,832 --> 01:22:22,062 It's a fake I.D. He told me last night. 1171 01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:24,693 He said he didn't want any more lies between us. 1172 01:22:24,804 --> 01:22:27,534 Like his earring? Fake. 1173 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:31,201 The three months he said he spent in juvie, he was at math camp. 1174 01:22:31,310 --> 01:22:36,714 I guess people aren't always what - what you think they are. 1175 01:22:36,816 --> 01:22:39,080 - Yeah, like you. - Me? 1176 01:22:39,185 --> 01:22:43,315 Yeah. I didn't think you'd turn out to be such a good friend. 1177 01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:45,322 Oh. 1178 01:22:55,701 --> 01:22:58,966 They're gone. Now I need your help. 1179 01:22:59,071 --> 01:23:01,539 Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. 1180 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,404 Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? 1181 01:23:04,510 --> 01:23:06,774 And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? 1182 01:23:06,879 --> 01:23:09,780 Um, to protect my virtue. 1183 01:23:09,882 --> 01:23:12,715 Does it really need that much protecting? 1184 01:23:12,818 --> 01:23:16,754 Would you just get over here? Come on. 1185 01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:27,925 Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time. 1186 01:23:29,869 --> 01:23:33,532 Since you never really bought into our little project, precautions had to be taken. 1187 01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:37,439 - What do you mean? - We have your daughter, Molly. 1188 01:23:40,346 --> 01:23:42,314 Bastard! 1189 01:23:51,423 --> 01:23:55,086 Call the F.B.I. Ask for a woman by the name of Morales, okay? 1190 01:23:55,194 --> 01:23:57,822 And stay on the line so they can trace the call. Go. 1191 01:24:18,050 --> 01:24:20,245 Very nice. 1192 01:24:21,921 --> 01:24:24,583 But, uh, were not through, are we? 1193 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:27,682 No, were not. 1194 01:24:27,793 --> 01:24:30,694 I'm afraid his contract had a 'no loose ends' clause. 1195 01:24:30,796 --> 01:24:32,696 No. No, no, no. Please listen. 1196 01:24:32,798 --> 01:24:36,290 Please. Look, I promise I wont say anything. I swear. I won't say anything. 1197 01:24:36,402 --> 01:24:38,597 - What is that? 1198 01:24:41,573 --> 01:24:43,473 Is that your nanny? 1199 01:24:58,924 --> 01:25:00,983 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1200 01:25:01,093 --> 01:25:04,187 - How did you learn to do that? - I took a class at the Y.M.C.A. 1201 01:25:05,431 --> 01:25:07,331 Look, lets go. Come on. 1202 01:25:12,004 --> 01:25:14,165 That must be some 'Y'. 1203 01:25:54,346 --> 01:25:56,507 Sorry. Sorry. 1204 01:25:56,615 --> 01:25:58,640 That was, uh- I mean- 1205 01:25:58,751 --> 01:26:00,719 - You just need to stay out of sight. - Yeah. 1206 01:26:00,819 --> 01:26:03,344 - Stay out of sight! - I will. Yeah. Yeah. 1207 01:26:08,994 --> 01:26:13,363 Wow. She's like the best nanny ever. 1208 01:26:26,945 --> 01:26:31,575 Oh, my God. 1209 01:26:31,683 --> 01:26:35,244 I knew that thong would come in handy. 1210 01:26:49,835 --> 01:26:52,235 Whoa! 1211 01:27:09,788 --> 01:27:11,779 Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay? 1212 01:27:12,858 --> 01:27:17,192 Tom, no loose ends. 1213 01:27:22,901 --> 01:27:25,426 Lets go. Secure the area! 1214 01:27:25,537 --> 01:27:30,372 - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! 1215 01:27:30,476 --> 01:27:33,343 Stand back. Stand back. 1216 01:27:33,445 --> 01:27:37,779 I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. 1217 01:27:37,883 --> 01:27:42,183 The hell you are! What, are you crazy? 1218 01:27:44,123 --> 01:27:47,058 Whoa. Whoa! Oh! 1219 01:27:47,159 --> 01:27:50,651 Okay, this explains so much. 1220 01:27:52,431 --> 01:27:54,956 I believe this was meant for you. 1221 01:27:55,067 --> 01:27:58,662 - So you're, uh- - F.B.I. 1222 01:28:03,509 --> 01:28:05,875 Before you guys get too comfortable over here, cuff him. 1223 01:28:05,978 --> 01:28:09,709 Whoa, whoa. Um, they forced him to do it. 1224 01:28:09,815 --> 01:28:12,807 They told him if he didn't do it, they'd kill his family. 1225 01:28:14,286 --> 01:28:16,186 So, in your report- 1226 01:28:16,288 --> 01:28:19,155 I'll say he was an unwilling participant to the whole thing. 1227 01:28:19,258 --> 01:28:21,988 So no charges should be filed. 1228 01:28:22,094 --> 01:28:25,154 No charges? 1229 01:28:28,467 --> 01:28:31,868 Okay. I guess I owe you that much. 1230 01:28:31,970 --> 01:28:35,371 - All right. - Good job, Turner. 1231 01:28:35,474 --> 01:28:37,499 Thank you. 1232 01:28:42,314 --> 01:28:44,509 She said good job. 1233 01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:49,784 Um, thank you. Thank you for standing up for me. 1234 01:28:49,888 --> 01:28:52,379 What makes you think - Look. 1235 01:28:52,491 --> 01:28:54,459 I didn't do it for you, okay? 1236 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,188 I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years... 1237 01:28:57,296 --> 01:29:00,026 - talking to you through a prison phone. - I know. 1238 01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:02,930 I know I've got a lot of ground to make up with them, and I swear I will. 1239 01:29:03,035 --> 01:29:05,401 Good. 1240 01:29:05,504 --> 01:29:09,873 So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny. 1241 01:29:11,310 --> 01:29:13,904 Not quite yet. 1242 01:29:14,012 --> 01:29:17,743 I got one more promise to keep. 1243 01:29:23,155 --> 01:29:25,055 Dad! 1244 01:29:48,947 --> 01:29:51,609 Well! Well, I hope you girls are ready... 1245 01:29:51,717 --> 01:29:54,242 cause I came to see a show. 1246 01:29:54,353 --> 01:29:56,287 Big Momma, we got a problem! 1247 01:29:56,388 --> 01:30:00,586 Miss Lisa was our base. Without a base, we cant do any stunts. 1248 01:30:03,362 --> 01:30:07,458 What did you do to yourself?. Lord, have- 1249 01:30:07,566 --> 01:30:10,034 Well, no worries. No worries. 1250 01:30:10,135 --> 01:30:13,298 Were gonna turn it out. Come on. 1251 01:30:13,405 --> 01:30:17,432 And now, the junior cheer squad from the Newport District. 1252 01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:20,670 Lets give it up for Emerson! 1253 01:31:50,669 --> 01:31:54,469 - Whoo! 1254 01:31:54,573 --> 01:31:58,976 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1255 01:32:05,484 --> 01:32:09,420 - What? - Andrew, no! 1256 01:32:11,890 --> 01:32:13,881 Hi, Big Momma. 1257 01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:19,960 - Ooh. - That was fun! 1258 01:32:20,065 --> 01:32:22,363 Lets do it again. 1259 01:32:25,704 --> 01:32:29,105 It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye... 1260 01:32:29,207 --> 01:32:31,767 but I best be movin' on. 1261 01:32:36,648 --> 01:32:39,811 when I came to you, my heart was heavy. 1262 01:32:41,853 --> 01:32:45,186 It's a loud, noisy world we live in... 1263 01:32:45,290 --> 01:32:47,781 and sometimes we lose our way. 1264 01:32:47,893 --> 01:32:50,123 But if were lucky... 1265 01:32:50,228 --> 01:32:53,288 the good Lord sends someone to bring us home. 1266 01:32:55,066 --> 01:32:57,534 Make no never mind about it. 1267 01:32:57,636 --> 01:33:00,730 Loving people is hard work. 1268 01:33:00,839 --> 01:33:02,966 And families- 1269 01:33:03,074 --> 01:33:06,134 With all those lives mixin' together... 1270 01:33:06,244 --> 01:33:08,474 it gets kinda scary. 1271 01:33:21,193 --> 01:33:25,357 But if we grab hold of each other and hold on- 1272 01:33:27,499 --> 01:33:31,026 There's nothin' more beautiful in the world. 1273 01:33:31,136 --> 01:33:34,902 You angels are my heart, and I'll never forget you. 1274 01:33:36,475 --> 01:33:38,602 And keep a lookout. 1275 01:33:38,710 --> 01:33:42,737 You never know when Big Momma might be back.